I'm pretty frickin annoyed at all the missionaries that flock to every disaster possible. I mean, it's good for people to want to help, but come ON!! Don't taint your efforts with an underlying desire to convert people to your religion!! If you're there to help organize relief efforts, such as groups in Haiti, how about you do it without naming your religious group? Oooh, have you guys ever considered that doing something to show people the awesomeness of your clique does NOT make your actions selfless? It actually means you have an AGENDA.
How about coming up with some generic name for your missionary group that totally removes any mention of a religion or deity? Ooooohh... such a concept for people who are supposedly only trying to help others, right?
Whaaaaaaaaaa? You mean you can give people in need food and water without promoting your cause? Like... people can be just. plain. NICE?
Weird...
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Vegas = Needy Bitch
OMG... seriously... Vegas got its showgirl thong in a bunch.
Apparently, they can't stand that Obama ever tells busineses to not use taxpayer-funded bailout money to have retreats to Vegas, or suggests people saving for a college education not blow that money in Vegas.
"You don't go buying a boat when you can barely pay your mortgage," Obama said. "You don't blow a bunch of cash on Vegas when you're trying to save for college. You prioritize. You make tough choices."
Umm... did NO ONE ELSE notice he also said people shouldn't buy a frickin boat when barely able to pay their mortgage? Awwww, snap, guess he just hurt the boating industry, as well! Too bad; I was totally about to drop cash on a 61-ft-yacht I saw the other day...
Oh, wait... where ARE the news stories about the boat industry bitching...? Just Vegas? Really?
He TRIED fixing it, but of course Vegas tards are being pissy: "I was making the simple point that families use vacation dollars, not college tuition money, to have fun," Obama said, according to the letter released by Reid's office. "There is no place better to have fun than Vegas, one of our country's great destinations."
But Vegas is like, noooooo, people have a right to spend their "hard-earned vacation dollars" here if they want.
DURR, Vegas! Obama isn't disputing that! He says he loves you! Quit being a needy bitch already! There's a difference between "hard-earned vacation dollars" and taxpayer-funded bailout money or college tuition! Are you guys going to get irritated as well at every financial counselor that advises Mr. and Mrs. WayInDebt to NOT go on a gambling spree instead of paying their bills? Hell, it's fine and dandy if they want to go and have the FUNDS available!
I say this, of course, after I just threw some credit at laser hair removal. But my spending, I promise, is for the good of all within viewing range of me in a bathing suit... so there.
Apparently, they can't stand that Obama ever tells busineses to not use taxpayer-funded bailout money to have retreats to Vegas, or suggests people saving for a college education not blow that money in Vegas.
"You don't go buying a boat when you can barely pay your mortgage," Obama said. "You don't blow a bunch of cash on Vegas when you're trying to save for college. You prioritize. You make tough choices."
Umm... did NO ONE ELSE notice he also said people shouldn't buy a frickin boat when barely able to pay their mortgage? Awwww, snap, guess he just hurt the boating industry, as well! Too bad; I was totally about to drop cash on a 61-ft-yacht I saw the other day...
Oh, wait... where ARE the news stories about the boat industry bitching...? Just Vegas? Really?
He TRIED fixing it, but of course Vegas tards are being pissy: "I was making the simple point that families use vacation dollars, not college tuition money, to have fun," Obama said, according to the letter released by Reid's office. "There is no place better to have fun than Vegas, one of our country's great destinations."
But Vegas is like, noooooo, people have a right to spend their "hard-earned vacation dollars" here if they want.
DURR, Vegas! Obama isn't disputing that! He says he loves you! Quit being a needy bitch already! There's a difference between "hard-earned vacation dollars" and taxpayer-funded bailout money or college tuition! Are you guys going to get irritated as well at every financial counselor that advises Mr. and Mrs. WayInDebt to NOT go on a gambling spree instead of paying their bills? Hell, it's fine and dandy if they want to go and have the FUNDS available!
I say this, of course, after I just threw some credit at laser hair removal. But my spending, I promise, is for the good of all within viewing range of me in a bathing suit... so there.
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
My Sexy, Sasquatchian Self.. aka, Adventures in Laser Hair Removal
Quick FYI: If you are squeamish about reading of my crotchal regions..
...and I don't mean crotchal regions in general, but MY crotchal regions...
...then go no further. I mean it. Really.
Ha, okay, so it won't be THAT bad, but I'm totally going to delve into details about my upcoming experiences with laser hair removal at BriteSmile Medspa in Lynnwood, WA. I got a pretty killer deal through them for two areas, as well as having laser spider vein removal done for my legs, thanks to Jaden being in mah belly five years prior.
SWEET! Jaden will have to find other ways to get back at me.
Ohh.. wait... hmm... ADHD = awesome. Point, set, match to Jaden.
So anyway, this Saturday I start with the first of eight treatments on my underarms and my no-no regions, in the form of a Brazilian. Yes, that Brazilian. OMG, I'm going all aerodynamic down there... permanently.
I wonder if BriteSmile's aesthetician knows what she's getting into... Does the laser have a "flamethrower" setting?
All I know so far is that the sensation is supposedly like someone snapping a rubber band against your skin when the laser zaps the hair through some conductive gel. I giggled my way through four tattoos, so am pretty sure this will be fine and dandly-like.
I have to wait for some wandering veinmobile or some caca like that at the end of the month before doing my spider vein ablation. That's fine, since I heard my legs would be all poofy and domestic-violencey-looking for a few days following the zapping. Oooh, that would be sexy for the Florida beach.
Did I mention I'm visiting fam in Florida next week? Yeah, should be good, non-poofy-legged times ;)
Also, I just called to verify with BriteSmile that I have to be freshly-shaved in advance of Saturday's appointment. Watch- I'll get there and they'll say, "Nooooooo! We need some length!" At which point I'll say, "K, go-go-gadget pubes!!"
At which point they may proceed.
(K... at least I'm not quite thaaaat bad...)
...and I don't mean crotchal regions in general, but MY crotchal regions...
...then go no further. I mean it. Really.
Ha, okay, so it won't be THAT bad, but I'm totally going to delve into details about my upcoming experiences with laser hair removal at BriteSmile Medspa in Lynnwood, WA. I got a pretty killer deal through them for two areas, as well as having laser spider vein removal done for my legs, thanks to Jaden being in mah belly five years prior.
SWEET! Jaden will have to find other ways to get back at me.
Ohh.. wait... hmm... ADHD = awesome. Point, set, match to Jaden.
So anyway, this Saturday I start with the first of eight treatments on my underarms and my no-no regions, in the form of a Brazilian. Yes, that Brazilian. OMG, I'm going all aerodynamic down there... permanently.
I wonder if BriteSmile's aesthetician knows what she's getting into... Does the laser have a "flamethrower" setting?
All I know so far is that the sensation is supposedly like someone snapping a rubber band against your skin when the laser zaps the hair through some conductive gel. I giggled my way through four tattoos, so am pretty sure this will be fine and dandly-like.
I have to wait for some wandering veinmobile or some caca like that at the end of the month before doing my spider vein ablation. That's fine, since I heard my legs would be all poofy and domestic-violencey-looking for a few days following the zapping. Oooh, that would be sexy for the Florida beach.
Did I mention I'm visiting fam in Florida next week? Yeah, should be good, non-poofy-legged times ;)
Also, I just called to verify with BriteSmile that I have to be freshly-shaved in advance of Saturday's appointment. Watch- I'll get there and they'll say, "Nooooooo! We need some length!" At which point I'll say, "K, go-go-gadget pubes!!"
At which point they may proceed.
(K... at least I'm not quite thaaaat bad...)
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