...and I don't mean crotchal regions in general, but MY crotchal regions...
...then go no further. I mean it. Really.
Ha, okay, so it won't be THAT bad, but I'm totally going to delve into details about my upcoming experiences with laser hair removal at BriteSmile Medspa in Lynnwood, WA. I got a pretty killer deal through them for two areas, as well as having laser spider vein removal done for my legs, thanks to Jaden being in mah belly five years prior.
SWEET! Jaden will have to find other ways to get back at me.
Ohh.. wait... hmm... ADHD = awesome. Point, set, match to Jaden.
So anyway, this Saturday I start with the first of eight treatments on my underarms and my no-no regions, in the form of a Brazilian. Yes, that Brazilian. OMG, I'm going all aerodynamic down there... permanently.
I wonder if BriteSmile's aesthetician knows what she's getting into... Does the laser have a "flamethrower" setting?
All I know so far is that the sensation is supposedly like someone snapping a rubber band against your skin when the laser zaps the hair through some conductive gel. I giggled my way through four tattoos, so am pretty sure this will be fine and dandly-like.
I have to wait for some wandering veinmobile or some caca like that at the end of the month before doing my spider vein ablation. That's fine, since I heard my legs would be all poofy and domestic-violencey-looking for a few days following the zapping. Oooh, that would be sexy for the Florida beach.
Did I mention I'm visiting fam in Florida next week? Yeah, should be good, non-poofy-legged times ;)
Also, I just called to verify with BriteSmile that I have to be freshly-shaved in advance of Saturday's appointment. Watch- I'll get there and they'll say, "Nooooooo! We need some length!" At which point I'll say, "K, go-go-gadget pubes!!"
At which point they may proceed.
(K... at least I'm not quite thaaaat bad...)
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