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Friday, March 26, 2010

Because everyone knows the danger of pregnancy hormones behind the wheel

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REALLY?
A 7-month-pregnant woman was apparently okay to be tased THREE TIMES (they like their unborn babies well done) by Seattle Police because- and let's review here-
*her car was OFF and her keys on the floor.
*she didn't want to sign a speeding ticket for 12 mph over the school zone limit. Not like they can send those, anyway. Oh, wait...
*she maybe could've possibly perhaps picked up the keys from around her PREGNANT BELLY (obviously the ruling judges have never been pregnant) like a ninja, turned her car on, and sped off all crazy-hormonal like. Then again, if I tell an officer I've don't know how fast he thought I was going, that must mean I'll go off the handle at any moment if he tells me the speed he gauged. Therefore, I must be tased!!

I would love to see that appealed. LOVE. IT.


Oh, and for any Seattle PD that might ever read this, umm... don't forget to add my dripping sarcasm tone when narrating in your head that line I wrote about how I must be tased. Because I was sarcastic. Ohh... crap... that could lead to rage-like anger, right?...
Here's the story on msn.com

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