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Monday, July 18, 2011

Been Verified: Because you KNOW no convictions = TRUST!

Lady in blue, I BET I wouldn't have gone on a date with that Eastern Indian dude who suddenly beat his meat on my couch (an impressive footlong sammich, but STILL) if he'd BEEN VERIFIED first! 


And hey, preggo in the red/pink getup, there is no way in hell that your knocked-up ass is going to befriend some nutjob with a bump fetish who just wants to break your water (or steal your fetus from its womb)... because he/she's Been VERIFIED!! Shyeah!! 

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