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Friday, January 22, 2010

Ignorance Pt 3: FOOOOOOOD!!

Finally, at least for this topic (for now), is the issue of food ignorance. OMG... I once lived with someone whose mother was maybe 350 pounds, laid constantly in a water bed, chain smoked, and watched her soaps whilst running through a six-to-twelve-pack of Coke per day. Her daughters were starting to get pretty big, and this woman (who was otherwise very nice and good to me) had the ignorance to claim that large size is just a family genetic issue. Meanwhile, I watched them pan-fry sooo many things and eat more fatty substances than anyone would ever recommend... everrrrrrrrrrrrr.


By the way, this comes from someone who has bacon hanging from her rearview mirror and raids the grocery store after Christmas, Halloween, Easter, etc... DOOD, those Reester Bunnies/Reese's Hearts/Reese's Trees are tastier when CHEAP!


Why are chunky kids being fed bakery-sized donuts in line at the grocery store- instead of waiting long enough for the cashier to ring up the goodies- whilst Grand-mama (Duckman reference, ha) claims she just has a large family? WHY???? Lady, it's not a "glandular problem," it's a "hand-gravitating-to-mouth problem."


It is sad now that I also have to watch my intake, like opting for club soda instead of Pepsi, or putting down the fork when I'm full (what a concept!), but it's I NEVER want to be one of those people who complain about not being able to lose weight whilst ordering a large-sized value meal. When your fingers are too fat to reach into the fry box... it's time to stop.


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